{"product_id":"evolution-classic-tee","title":"Evolution Classic tee || Happiness and Music Merch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"16\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eMillions of years of progress… and somehow we still ended up screaming into microphones. Perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eThis funny tee celebrates the natural journey from survival instincts to rock-star energy. It lifts your mood, fuels your confidence, and lets everyone know peak evolution apparently includes music and questionable volume levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"425\"\u003ePut it on, embrace your final form, and let the inner rock legend take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"470\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eGet your tee now! 🎤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is:\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Happiness and Music Merch","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52429534855449,"sku":"6196634_11546","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52429534888217,"sku":"6196634_11547","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52429534920985,"sku":"6196634_11548","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52429534953753,"sku":"6196634_11549","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52429534986521,"sku":"6196634_11561","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52429535019289,"sku":"6196634_11562","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52429535052057,"sku":"6196634_11563","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52429535084825,"sku":"6196634_11564","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":52429535117593,"sku":"6196634_15867","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":52429535150361,"sku":"6196634_15868","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":52429535183129,"sku":"6196634_15869","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":52429535215897,"sku":"6196634_15870","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/2707\/7657\/files\/reboot_evolution_green_red.jpg?v=1780619913","url":"https:\/\/happinessandmusicmerch.com\/products\/evolution-classic-tee","provider":"Happiness and Music Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}